Here is a story I have to tell, unlike Humpty Dumpty, the Boulder don’t fell. ~Madison E.
4 Trolls and a Boulder
Said the Troll to the Boulder,
“Why are you looking at me?”
Said the Boulder to the Troll,
“I am not looking at thee”
Said Troll #2,
“He’s not looking at you”
Said Troll #3,
“He is looking at me”
Said Troll #4 as he walked out the door,
“You despicable creatures, I will see you no more”
“You sit there like vultures, circling prey…”
“and you pick on this boulder as he sits here today.”
And with a *poof*,
that Troll, he spelled,
turning the Troll Men into Elves,
and the Troll Men they squealed,
as the boulder laughed,
and elves called his mind “unreasonably daft”,
and the Boulder and Troll,
they laughed and they chuckled,
and complained about how the little elves minds were unbuckled.
My Best Philadelphia Friend. 
